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The Coffee & Jesus Tee

160,63 kr. DKK

The official sponsorship of my sanity.

One wakes me up. The other keeps me from losing it. ☕️

A balanced diet of legal stimulants and divine intervention.

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Shirt Details

  • The Canvas: Premium Comfort Colors 1717. This is the authentic, heavyweight tee (6.1 oz) that gets softer with every wash.

  • The Feel: 100% Ring-Spun US Cotton. It has that high-end, structured feel—not thin or cheap.

  • The Look: Garment-dyed for a vintage, "lived-in" aesthetic from day one.

  • The Quality: Double-needle stitching and pre-shrunk fabric to ensure it lasts for years, not months.

Size & Fit

Fit: Unisex Relaxed Fit.

  • For Men: Fits true to size. Order your standard size for a relaxed look.

  • For Women: Fits loose/boxy. Order your standard size for a relaxed fit, or size up 1-2 sizes for the trendy "oversized/pump cover" look seen on social media.

Size Body Length Chest Width Sleeve Length
S 26 ⅝″ 18 ¼″ 16 ¼″
M 28″ 20 ¼″ 17 ¾″
L 29 ⅜″ 22″ 19″
XL 30 ¾″ 24″ 20 ½″
2XL 31 ⅗″ 26″ 21 ¾″
3XL 32 ½″ 27 ¾″ 23 ¼″
4XL 33 ½″ 29 ¾″ 24″

View Complete Size Guide

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • The Guarantee: We stand by our premium quality. If your shirt arrives with a print error or defect, we will replace it or refund you immediately.

  • Returns Policy: Since every item is printed specifically for you when you order, we cannot accept returns for sizing issues or buyer's remorse. Please double-check the size chart above before ordering!

The Coffee & Jesus Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with one of your own garments at home by measuring it similarly.

A Length

Begin at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and draw the measuring tape down to the garment's bottom.

B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.



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HIGH QUALITY

Every shirt is crafted with care, using pro-grade printing on buttery-soft fabric — made to last and designed to impress.

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SUSTAINABLE & ETHICAL

100% US-grown cotton dyed with OEKO-TEX® certified low-impact pigments. Salt-free and eco-friendly.

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FAST & TRACKED SHIPPING

Order today, get it fast — most orders arrive within a week, fully tracked from start to finish.

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Frequently asked questions

How long will it take to get my order?

We print each shirt in 1–3 business days and ship with tracked service that typically arrives in 5–8 days total for U.S. orders. You'll get a tracking link as soon as it's on the way.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes! We currently ship to most major countries including Canada, the U.K., EU countries, Australia, and New Zealand. All international orders come with tracking, and delivery typically takes 7–15 business days depending on your location.

What payment methods can I use at checkout?

We accept all major credit and debit cards, plus Apple Pay, Google Pay, PayPal, Amazon Pay, Cash App, Afterpay, and Klarna.

How do I pick the right size?

Tap “Complete Size Guide” under the Add-to-Cart button to see measurements and a try-on video of a 5'8" model wearing multiple sizes.

What if my item arrives damaged or isn’t quite right?

No stress — just email us a photo within 30 days at contact@support.heavenlypunch.com and we’ll remake or refund it. You’re covered even longer if needed.

Can I change or cancel my order?

If production hasn’t started (usually within the first 2 hours), we can cancel or update it. Message us ASAP with your order number → contact@support.heavenlypunch.com

How should I wash my new tee?

Turn it inside-out, machine-wash cold, and tumble dry low. Avoid bleach or softeners to keep your print looking crisp.

What makes your prints “high quality”?

We use both DTG and DTF printing. DTG is used for large or detailed designs and soaks into the fabric for a soft feel. DTF is perfect for small, minimalist text and delivers ultra-crisp, durable prints. Both use pro-grade water-based inks.

Do you offer bulk or custom orders?

Absolutely! For events, teams, or custom designs, DM us @heavenlypunch on IG or TikTok with what you need and we’ll get back with a quote.

Can I apply more than one discount code?

Only one discount code can be used per order. New customers can unlock a special welcome offer by subscribing to our newsletter. The code will be sent to your email instantly after you sign up!